Thanks But No Thanks

So much for smart, targeted email campaigns.

I have shopped with Endless.com on occasion. They're an online shoe store who, when they first arrived on the scene, offered a deal where they gave the customer $5 for shipping. Sounds more confusing than it is. It's actually free shipping and $5 off your order.

Anyway, I've bought a few pairs of shoes from them over the last year or two, and I get their email blasts probably every other day. This is what showed up in my inbox this morning:


I will *not* be springing into Crocs, thank you very much. These people clearly don't know me at all. Perhaps this is an April Fool's gag that arrived a day late.